Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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