He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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