I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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