Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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