i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
