wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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