well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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