It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i think my cat just said my name.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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