Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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