Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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