my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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