4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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