ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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