I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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