Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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