don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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