and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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