So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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