i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Drunk is not a location!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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