Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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