One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
