i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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