I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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