Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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