these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
