What a fucking waste of an outfit
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dick very happy bro
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
