think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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