Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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