please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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