You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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