brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm passing your future prison.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
