But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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