I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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