FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Randomize
