I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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