Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
