oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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