Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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