hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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