Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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