That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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