I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
