She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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