Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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