We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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