is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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