My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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