I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's the barista slut.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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