So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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