I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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