Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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