Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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