My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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