It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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