WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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